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I failed every subject except for algebraHow from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!

Teacher Ill call you Fred Smith thenPupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

Son I cant go to school today from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!

Teacher What are the Great PlainsPupil Concorde from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

Teacher You arent paying attention to me from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Teacher Thats quite a cough you have from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?

Teacher Is Lapland heavily populatedClass No there from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

Teacher Class we will have only half from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

Where did the pilgrims land when they from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

Teacher Now class whatever I ask I from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!

Father How do you like going to from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Did they play tennis in ancient EgyptYes from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!

What was King Arthurs favourite gameKnights and from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

Why arent you doing very well in from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Whats black and white all over and from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!

The food in our school canteen is from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

What kind of food do maths teachers from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

Whats the worst thing youre likely to from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

Where did all the cuts and blood from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had